Friday, 9 July 2010

Sailor Jerrymandering

It's over.

Despite a valiant and inspired last-ditch attempt to secure sponsorship by Cat, the man from Sailor Jerry, he say...

From: Sailor Jerry PR Dept
Subject: Sailor Jerry - National Media Coverage

Hi Cat,

We really appreciate your email, thanks for getting in touch about this opportunity.

I'm not sure that this is quite right for Sailor Jerry, however we wish Ellie and Pete the best of luck for the future.

Best wishes

Sailor Jerry

I can't believe it. SEL-FISH. After all the free publicity Sailor Jerry has had on this blog, not to mention in Forest Hill Wetherspoon's when I stand up at 11.24pm on Friday nights and shout "Let's all have a Sailor Jerry's!" and everyone cheers, except for the old man in the coat with sick down the front who sits in the back and thinks it's still the war.

I'm just going to have to find an alternative.



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  1. Oli Welsh10 July 2010 at 01:31

    "except for the old man in the coat with sick down the front who sits in the back and thinks it's still the war."

    Is that supposed to be me?

    Grumble grumble nazi gold.

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  2. Unknown21 July 2010 at 12:41

    hooray!! 20/20 ALL THE WAY!!!! awesome. totally- you know i think you should go for the multiple choice vows- remember it is YOUR FUCKING SPECIAL day and you have to make it all about you. you have to. it is the law. and if you dont you will regret it for the REST OF YOUR LUIFE it is true. i know it.

    cant wait for saturday. am planning to wear hideous dress so as not to out do the bride-you.

    love you x rozy xxx

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