Despite a valiant and inspired last-ditch attempt to secure sponsorship by Cat, the man from Sailor Jerry, he say...
From: Sailor Jerry PR Dept
Subject: Sailor Jerry - National Media Coverage
We really appreciate your email, thanks for getting in touch about this opportunity.
I'm not sure that this is quite right for Sailor Jerry, however we wish Ellie and Pete the best of luck for the future.
I can't believe it. SEL-FISH. After all the free publicity Sailor Jerry has had on this blog, not to mention in Forest Hill Wetherspoon's when I stand up at 11.24pm on Friday nights and shout "Let's all have a Sailor Jerry's!" and everyone cheers, except for the old man in the coat with sick down the front who sits in the back and thinks it's still the war.
I'm just going to have to find an alternative.